I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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