watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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