I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
