I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Rumble strips road head = magical
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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