My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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