Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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