bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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