Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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