so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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