Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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