Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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