After last night, I could never be a politician.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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