drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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