Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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