Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
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but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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