This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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