Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I still have a little drunk in my system
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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