Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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