oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My ATM looks so different sober.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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