So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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