Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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