What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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