Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Be still, my beating vagina.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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