I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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