i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
