Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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