no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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