Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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