i can't believe i had my finger in that
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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