that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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