Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I want to make a zoo with you.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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