Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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