You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
