just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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