question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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