Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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