is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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