how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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