I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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