so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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