Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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