I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
