Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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