I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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