so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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