smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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