hotel room ftw
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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