So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
i believe in u and ur pee
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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