I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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