im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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