so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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