Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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