And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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